Beaumentum
(Cross-Posted from La Resistance)
Oh self-indulgence! One thing I picked up from Senator Lieberman yesterday is that if your name rhymes with “Mo” that you should substitute your name for those letters. I tried a few:
Beaution “It’s not the size of the boat, but the beaution in the ocean”
Beautor “God, STFU! You’re such a beautor-mouth”
Beauna Lisa “My favorite Julia Roberts movie is definitely not Beauna Lisa Smile”
Beaule “If only I could stop these beaules from digging up my garden”
Beaure “I can’t take it any beaure” or “Just one beaure of these things”
Beaumentum “Irking a sitting Senator and his desperate campaign staff takes beaumentum”
Aren’t you glad I don’t do this for a living? Some people do write for money though, like my new favorite reporter Steve Collins of the Bristol Press. Then of course, some of my favorite bloggers (unpaid, all) are also chiming in on yesterday’s publicity stunt. Go read LamontBlog, ConnecticutBLOG and CT Bob, who will all send you back here anyway.