spazeboy

Funny

Just to kill a little time and take up a little space, here are two posts that made me laugh ’til I snorted, forcing milk to spray out of my nose.

The first is from CTBob (sic):

There’s little doubt that we’re all witnessing political history being made here in Connecticut. After Ned Lamont successfully pulls off the biggest upset ever, there will be dozens of books written about the phenomenon of “people powered politics”.

Well, I’m more of a filmmaker than a writer, as you can clearly see by my atrocious misuse of grammer and punctuation and spelling and all those other things that are required to be a successful author. Which is why I blog…’cause, ya know, grammer and spelling ain’t really important in the blogosphere.

Swing by and see who he cast to play Sean Smith, Joe Lieberman, Ned Lamont, etc.

The second is from Connecticut Local Politics:

Since Joe Lieberman seems to be channeling George Bush during this campaign, it’s just a matter of time before we see this:

SWIFT REPUBLICANS FOR TRUTH

(Ominous music. We see Ned Lamont’s picture, blurry, sepia-toned and with a little Snidely Whiplash moustache painted on.)

VOICE: Ned Lamont claims to be a liberal. But is he really? These Republicans tell the story.

(Cut to several well-dressed WASPs sitting in one room of a cavernous mansion)

MRS. PENNYWINKE-SMYTHE: (she is draped with two tons of pearls) Oh, yes, I served tea and crumpets at the meetings of the Greenwich Board of Selectmen back in those days. Mr. Lamont often talked about how much he hated things like the library, and school children.

Believe me, it gets better from there, go read it, you deserve a chuckle!