SOBs
From today’s New Britain Herald online:

I have no comment on the content of the article, which is the regulation of sexually oriented businesses (SOBs), but I do think that the New Britain Herald puts up a Jay Leno-ish headline at least once a week. I just think it’s nice that our AG feels strongly about SOBs.
try as they may.. they’re no NYPost. And “Headless Man in Topless Bar” will always be the best headline ever.